Some thoughts hit you in the shower and never leave. Others show up halfway through brushing your teeth and hijack your whole sense of reality for the rest of the day.

Either way, welcome to the part of your brain that’s always just a little too awake.

This week’s shower thoughts are back with more unhinged brilliance—from surprisingly deep takes to mildly cursed what-ifs that you’ll now be stuck thinking about while trying to fall asleep.

Sorry. Kind of.

Let’s get existential. Or at least weird.

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